What have you put inside your vagina and/or asshole?




okay okay okay ^.^ so cause of my hairbrush comment a bunch of people pm-ed me asking what I put in me. so I shall tell you cause I kinda dun' care xD and I'm curious as to what others have put in themselves.



from 14 when I realized I was "doing it wrong" and was supposed to put things in there instead of simply crossing me legs and sticking my fist in between them and humping (which I had been doing since elementary school).....
first:




pen. way back when this was actually hard. I'm ashamed to say it's not now. ._. guess I'm not tight. sorreh. Anyways I used to like sticking them up there and walking around my parents and cousins without them suspecting anything. (why o-o I'm positively obscene today. usually I don't tell people anything. oh and no I still won't cyber or cam with you or dirty text)

barrette to stimulate my urethra, before realizing the risk outweighed the pleasure. (the risk of it getting inside me)

fingers.... (they go in easily enough)

the thin part of a beer bottle or other glass type bottle... ended up being rather painful though.

partially used soap bar. I tried to fit a whole one in and couldn't do it >.<;; o.o this actually feels really really good.

rocks.... the tigers eye, amythest ect kind you buy in the store. were not fun to get out.

((if you hadn't noticed, my vagina is my plaything x3))

attempts to get doggy dick inside me had failed, partially caiuse of guilt partially cause our dog thinks my thigh is my vagina....

let'see what else.... um. the end of my bike lock... the metal part. felt really good cause it pressed down since it curves naturally. o=

hairbrush of course. hence with all the cream congulating (is that the right word?) in the whole at the end of it.

a balloon (had to be very careful so it didn't pop. felt very very good).

ice, of course.

toothpaste, nailpolish remover... stopped cause I was worried about going sterile.

toothbrush... both ends. don't try the bristle end unless you want to get cut down there.


um D:
a vibrator

the head of my ex roomates vibrator (couldn't fit any more in. and no she was not aware. she couldn't fit it in either though so it was clean O-O)

no fruits >.< I know other people stick cucumbers and stuffs in there but it always seemed gross to me.


but my brush will always be my favorite. though I really did like the end of the bike thing.

oh ^.^ my cell phone many times. just pressed up against there.

the end of the vaccuum just against my gina... but that was back when I was like 12 years old x3 I'd start cleaning the house and then feel the vibrations and I got curious. so whenever someone left the room I pressed it up against me cause it felt good.


and I thought about using that stick thingamabob in the car (okay... okay... I know... still can't drive at 20. stfu about it. please, do not make one comment. I live in chicago atm, I can get around without.)







okay now what about you all ^.^;;;;;; hahaha....

 

ah I didn't mention the bike thing O-o weird.


basically the bike thin is the lock to my bike. the end is metal and the rest is a plastic..

it curves naturally so when I stick it in me it pressed down and I like that e-e

 

I dont have a vagina and have only had fingers and a tounge in my ass oh and the tip of a tounge in my pee hole a few times

 

D: did it feel good for you? the pee hole thing? I like my urethra stimulated too... am just not sure how to get it done xD

 

yes it feels awesome the pointier the tounge the better!!!!

 

Good question

A strap-on, beer bottle, cucumber.
I've tryed nothing else, but i hope to get some idea's from this thread..

 

Light bulb

 

Be careful with glass items, folks. I'm really boring in this respect I suppose, but I do have a massive black rubber dong (10"). I have a picture of it on my profile albums :excited:

 

I wanted to try that but decided not to risk it. I wouldn't want it to break like in "one guy one jar"

 

^.^ sweet. hope you get some good ones.

you can fit it all in?

 

hmmm...I only put odd things in me when I was younger, now I use real toys.. but...

a fat-free hotdog (warmed it up too lol)
the handle of a hairbrush
homemade dildos from a baton, fabric, ducktape, and platic wrap
this little glow stick light thing I had
the pointy end of a cane (I put plastice wrap over it first)

A few other things but I wouldn't know how to describe them.

I can't think of anything else...I thought about a cucumber once, and banana, but once putting them near my vagina I realiezed things weren't going to work out lol.

I did invent a clitoral vibrator out of an electric toothbrush and the cap of a lip gloss though, that was awesome!

 

Where's the kitchen sink?

 

i have only had real cock in me.

 

If you ever need ,, or want sum help,,, let me know,,,, can supply some toys also

 

thing i put in me

i have put shampoo bottles. beer bottles, soda can, bananna, cucumber, flashlight, dog cock, my brothers cock, in my ass.

 

very hot, my kind of girl!!

 

ONLY.....cock ..or fingers!!!!

 

Now without condemning or condoning I just want to know "why that?"

 

dog cock

i love having a dog fuck me!

 

In order of easiest to hardest. First, my dildo. It is a pleasureskin dildo with 8" of insertion and fairly girthy. Next is a bottle of weird pop. This was a tough fit, but it felt amazing having it inside of me! Last is a full can of pop with a cap on it to make it easier to insert. I also put a condom over the whole thing. This was a very tight fit, but after working my ass for awhile, I managed to get it in!