1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Carpe Diem

    Carpe Diem Porno Junky

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    Unfairness
     
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    1. conroe4
      Oooooohhhhh, you're gonna stay pissed off the rest of your life if you don't change that feeling.
       
      conroe4, Jun 27, 2020
  2. Carpe Diem

    Carpe Diem Porno Junky

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    Inequity
     
  3. Blubrryjack

    Blubrryjack Porn Surfer

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    My wife sucking cock and won’t let me join in
     
  4. Cazmodius

    Cazmodius Porn Star

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    Maybe this shouldn't piss me off, or at least maybe i just don't get it ...
    The Persinals section is for people to post what they're lookin for.
    Now, from what Ive seen, un most instances, when a woman posts its justa stream of replies thereafter of men sayin "pm me."
    I get that there'll be women who prefer to make first contact. But then, is it not implied that when posting in Personals you're making it know that you're accepting pms, no need to ask?
    Maybe im wrong, and thats fine. I dont go in there very often. But when i do, and just see a thread bombarded by msgs sayin "pm me". And i just dont get it.
    Just send the poster a pm.
    But then, on the other hand, if the poster finds what they want, shouldnt they post something, like 'no longer looking'? This way a thread isnt bombarded by endless 'msg me' replies.
    Just saying.
     
  5. stev3h

    stev3h Porn Surfer

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    TRUMP
     
  6. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Flies.
     
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    1. naughtyguy4u
      I do battle every summer and I have horses all around me.
      Hate those bastards!!

      [​IMG]
       
      naughtyguy4u, Jun 30, 2020
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  7. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    Skeeters.
     
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    1. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      It took me a while to figure out what Skeeters are? I did wonder if they were a make of shoe to begin with? But then it clicked... I hate mossies as well.
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, Jul 2, 2020
  8. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Wasps.
     
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    2. deegenerate
      Ugh! That sucks big hairy donkey balls!
       
      deegenerate, Jun 29, 2020
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      That made me laugh Dee. Yeah it does.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jun 29, 2020
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    4. StrawberryCupcake
      Do you really think I care about that wasp or it’s family @SandraXYZ ? I’ll blow torch the entire nest at night when they are all there asleep.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jun 29, 2020
    5. StrawberryCupcake
      They can do their good job elsewhere. I don’t recall giving them permission to build on my front porch. I pay the mortgage. Not them.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jun 29, 2020
    6. StrawberryCupcake
      That implies I’m wearing one.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jun 29, 2020
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  9. msman

    msman Porn Star Banned!

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    Now days seems like everything pisses me off.
     
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  10. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Forum snitches.








    Thin-skinned pussies.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      It seems like forum snitches are getting more prevalent these days. Snitches are the very dregs of society.
       
      deegenerate, Jun 30, 2020
    2. Valspar
      Especially thin-skinned ones. ;)
       
      Valspar, Jun 30, 2020
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    3. deegenerate
      Thin-skinned ones are the most worthless of the lot.
       
      deegenerate, Jun 30, 2020
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    4. conroe4
      It's nice to know I wasn't the only targeted one.

      MOMMY MOMMY! He bee beeped my hair!
       
      conroe4, Jun 30, 2020
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  11. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Thinly veiled bitchin' and whinin'.:rolleyes:

    Thinskin
     
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    1. Valspar
      Lol! Look who showed up.
      You got a guilty conscience or something?
       
      Valspar, Jun 30, 2020
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    2. thinskin
      Guilty because I like my quotes to be assigned?

      If you are too spineless to take credit for your own work......it is hardly my fault that you are an invertebrate!

      Toughen the fuck up!

      ts
       
      thinskin, Jun 30, 2020
    3. Valspar
      Just so I know for future reference...
      Exactly how fragile is your forum ego?



      On a scale of -10 to 1.
      Lol!!!
       
      Valspar, Jun 30, 2020
  12. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    a snitch? are we back at primary school here ? so fucking childish
     
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    2. bigbird
      I have no idea what you're talking about - so if you want to spill i'll happily let you know if you hit a nerve - do tell old bean
       
      bigbird, Jun 30, 2020
    3. Valspar
      Spill the beans?
      We both know that's against the rules.
      You can read between the lines.
       
      Valspar, Jun 30, 2020
    4. bigbird
      you can at least put a generality into some sort of context - at the moment - my nerves are intact as I dont have a scooby what you're going on about - you can at least talk generally
       
      bigbird, Jun 30, 2020
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    5. Valspar
      You figure it out.
      I'm off to go swimming in a bit.
      Enjoy the day...




      Valpal
       
      Valspar, Jun 30, 2020
    6. bigbird
      lol
       
      bigbird, Jun 30, 2020
  13. Kevistation

    Kevistation Porn Star

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    Pissed off people telling me they are pissed off and why they are pissed off.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Would you like to borrow my earplugs? lol
       
      deegenerate, Jun 30, 2020
  14. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Discovering my wasp is actually a dirt dauber that built its home on my front door. :punch:
     
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    1. msman
      Dirt dauber are usually introverts.
      Wasps are extroverts.
       
      msman, Jun 30, 2020
  15. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    Drivers that slow down to almost a complete stop before making a turn.
     
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  16. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    The ungodly heat. Gross! I don’t like to be sweaty. Well, sex sweat is cool. And work out sweat. But not heat sweat lol
     
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  17. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    My husband just texted me that a wasp stung him at work. Somehow I feel responsible.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      :eek:
       
      deegenerate, Jun 30, 2020
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  18. Wolfrider69

    Wolfrider69 Porno Junky

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    When your so horny you can't get a nut it sucks
     
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  19. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    People who race their cars in residential neighborhoods.
     
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  20. PurpleMistress

    PurpleMistress Mysteriously Seductive

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    Construction workers who think 7 am is a fine time to start working- and the ones who leave their semi's sitting outside my house running all day.... for fuck's sake if it is going to sit there for 4 hours turn the damn engine off!
     
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